My Mother Shouldn't Know

I woke up late for work, which meant no shower. Okay.

I woke up late for work, which meant no breakfast. Okay.

I woke up late for work, which meant no cleaning up a little. Sorry Josiah.

I woke up late for work, no time to defrost ice caked windows. Uh Oh.

I woke up late for work, Had to drive the car with my head outside the window just to see where I was going so I would not crash into anything. Don't tell mom, or the Washington State Patrol.

Does this qualify me for the winter XGames? Tell Espn. Discuss.